A night of close calls:
- Nearly got my foot caught in the door of a bus.
- The bus was this close to getting into an accident.
- Got called a fluff, “gay ass,” et. al. on the way home. Assholes.
- My mom inquired about a book of matches that she found in my pocket. So you’re smoking now? That’s funny. You know, I probably should start…atleast I’d be warm.